Wait, let me explain…
I’m actually an aspiring figure competitor.
The bodybuilding division features the really “big” women — those with the largest muscles. Following that is the physique division, and then figure. Those with the “smallest” muscles would be in the bikini division.
So I won’t actually be that big. In fact, it’s really more like an optical illusion. I’ll be getting smaller, and my muscles will therefore appear bigger.
It’s a weird subculture. I don’t identify with it. You have to get spray-tanned and wear high heels, makeup, and jewelry. You strut around in a bikini.
It’s probably more like a beauty pageant than a sport.
Yeah, it’s really not me; It’s not me at all.
But it is.
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